Continuando o meme que achei no blog dela, fui lá no Google e digitei "Matias needs". Resultados:

Matias needs to sell just over 9000 keyboards.
(tudo isso?)
Matias needs to be commended for his work with the publicity.
(publicidade? aff!)
Matias needs to do some research or stop bullshitting.
(ei!)
Matias needs to do these 45840 things before Dec. 1 - which is two bloody weeks away.
(putz, já tenho bastante com os 9000 teclados)
Matias needs an oxygen condenser.
(oba, quero um que também toque mp3)
Matias needs matas.
(eu hein?)